This is very helpful! I’d thought about doing some combo of pink and blue/purple dye to get something mauve-esque but I was afraid my knowledge of color theory would be just enough to feel confident while actually screwing it up. Totally trying your dye gradient suggestion too, if it works I will be endlessly grateful!

“I believe the federal government shouldn’t be allowed to impose its beliefs upon individual states. But if that’s not possible, then I believe the federal government should be required to impose MY beliefs upon individual states.”

This is great and all but WHAT DYE IS THAT IN YOUR HAIR? I have been scouring Sally Beauty Supply for something like that to no avail. Also, how do you get it on just the tips of your hair when it's that short? I've been growing out my hair from pixie length for a year just so I can dye the tips a mauvey kind of color…

Congratulations! I auditioned for the Sound of Music a zillion years ago but ended up running the light board instead, which was pretty fun too.

I feel you on the voice thing. No kids here, but I do have nodules on my vocal cords from GERD which have lowered my voice substantially. My singing voice is still somewhere in the soprano range (just much weaker than before), but my speaking voice is like comically low. I had an acting teacher once who was nice…

I could use the Mott 50 code if you haven't given it away yet. They have a long sleeved swimsuit I'd love to get!

(Almond milk is still gross, though.)

Just to add to/clarify the last one: stop when she tells you to *whether she’s had an orgasm or not*. I have sensory issues so a little fingering feels good at first, but it becomes seriously uncomfortable, even painful, long before I reach orgasm. I’ve had partners get mad or confused or just plain ignore me when I…

My guess was Harry Connick Jr. But I’m probably overestimating the number of people who are as turned on by his voice as I am...

lol oh god. THANKS MOM, THAT WAS REASSURING! Moving digestive pain sounds really freaky too :( I’m glad they were able to figure out what it was!

Whoops, hit post too soon! *than an appendix that’s inflamed. And even I can’t think of a risk associated with believing I have tonsils if they aren’t actually there, other than a vague sense of MY BODY IS STRANGE AND UNKNOWABLE.

Yeah, I definitely have moments like "but what if I'm at risk for tonsillitis and I don't know it?!" But I imagine a doctor would be able to spot that more easily than an appendix

Wow, who knew there were so many regenerating organs in our bodies? I guess I can be a little less jealous of starfish now.

Can’t star this enough. I mourn that show daily.

When I was a kid I had my adenoids removed due to chronic ear infections. It wasn’t until I turned 30 that my dad casually mentioned they removed my tonsils too. Thing is, not only has no doctor ever mentioned my missing tonsils, including my ear nose and throat doctor who stuck a camera down there to inspect my vocal…

See, this is why I like Kraft mac and cheese. Because it doesn't taste like real cheese, which I can only tolerate in small doses on nachos & burgers. It doesn't even taste like fake cheese either, which is even worse. It's so far removed from cheese that it's its own delicious thing!

I wouldn’t blame you, it sounds awesome! I hope it turns out exactly the way you want :D

Me too! Just drape me in all the lace right now, please.

I want pics too! Until then, you’re going to look like a beautiful mermaid princess in my imagination.

I’ve been looking for an excuse to show off the display rack I got for Christmas! (Sorry if the pic is huge, I’m on my phone.) I really need about two more of them, but I think I’m gonna put the rest of my stash in Melmers to protect them from the sunlight. Here in Texas the sunlight destroys everything I love.