Just to add to/clarify the last one: stop when she tells you to *whether she’s had an orgasm or not*. I have sensory issues so a little fingering feels good at first, but it becomes seriously uncomfortable, even painful, long before I reach orgasm. I’ve had partners get mad or confused or just plain ignore me when I…

My guess was Harry Connick Jr. But I’m probably overestimating the number of people who are as turned on by his voice as I am...

lol oh god. THANKS MOM, THAT WAS REASSURING! Moving digestive pain sounds really freaky too :( I’m glad they were able to figure out what it was!

Whoops, hit post too soon! *than an appendix that’s inflamed. And even I can’t think of a risk associated with believing I have tonsils if they aren’t actually there, other than a vague sense of MY BODY IS STRANGE AND UNKNOWABLE.

Yeah, I definitely have moments like "but what if I'm at risk for tonsillitis and I don't know it?!" But I imagine a doctor would be able to spot that more easily than an appendix

Wow, who knew there were so many regenerating organs in our bodies? I guess I can be a little less jealous of starfish now.

Can’t star this enough. I mourn that show daily.

When I was a kid I had my adenoids removed due to chronic ear infections. It wasn’t until I turned 30 that my dad casually mentioned they removed my tonsils too. Thing is, not only has no doctor ever mentioned my missing tonsils, including my ear nose and throat doctor who stuck a camera down there to inspect my vocal…

See, this is why I like Kraft mac and cheese. Because it doesn't taste like real cheese, which I can only tolerate in small doses on nachos & burgers. It doesn't even taste like fake cheese either, which is even worse. It's so far removed from cheese that it's its own delicious thing!

I wouldn’t blame you, it sounds awesome! I hope it turns out exactly the way you want :D

Me too! Just drape me in all the lace right now, please.

I want pics too! Until then, you’re going to look like a beautiful mermaid princess in my imagination.

I’ve been looking for an excuse to show off the display rack I got for Christmas! (Sorry if the pic is huge, I’m on my phone.) I really need about two more of them, but I think I’m gonna put the rest of my stash in Melmers to protect them from the sunlight. Here in Texas the sunlight destroys everything I love.

When I was a kid, I roleplayed my cat on the weekends. And also every day. This is part of why I have to remain anonymous online now, because if you google me you will (eventually) find some very incriminating Meowchat posts in the rec.pets.cats archives. :\

Well, no. I mean, I don’t have $25K, but if I did I’m pretty sure I’d blow it all on vintage My Little Ponies first.

Inside me grew a deep antagonism, perhaps misplaced, for the Peace Corps: an organization that could train me to work with others and somehow not protect me from those I was working with.

I’m the asshole who cared about owning all the Beanie Babies just to own them. I honestly can’t imagine why someone without OCD would, but I also kind of assume people like me must be the market for most “collectibles” that are actually overpriced vaguely-sentimental junk.

Thank you for sticking up for mermaids like myself. We may have made a deal with an evil sea witch but that doesn't mean we should be voiceless.

But in your first comment you painted yourself as just a poor, desperate parent working the only job available to you and still barely making ends meet. You should’ve stuck with that, it was much more sympathetic.

Whoa, really? I didn't get that at all when I had my septum repaired (and some bone spurs removed from inside my nose). Which either means I have a perfect nose or I need to go thank my ENT for having some ethical standards, because I'm dysmorphic enough that if he'd offered, I might have gone for it.