The effects in Mary Poppins have not aged well. The story is still as timeless as ever.

Consider this: Warriors in the 3rd outscored EVERY quarter of last weekend’s victorious and undefended West All Star team.

“Why does this person turn their laptop toward me like they... want me to watch every time a sex scene comes along in Game of Thrones?”

He does make a good point: it sure is awfully convenient that it takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate, and a year to orbit the Sun.

The Supersonics Thunder are built on LOYALTY.

Hey ‘puter,

I haven’t seen this big a burn from Atlanta since Sept. 1, 1864.

They at least need to go back to having original Super Bowl logos, because this bland Lombardi-trophy-in-front-of-that-year’s-stadium shouts just how lame the NFL brass truly is.

I think the huge blown lead is the worst way to lose.

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

Yes, it’s that firm grasp of the English language that Boston suburbs are known for.

Hey Drew?

Uh you mean the 360,792 other people running the operation.

Over the QB who broke the Super Bowl record for passing yards, threw for2 touchdowns, and orchestrated a 25 point comeback in the super bowl. Ok.

Certain Deadspin staff decided to turn this game into an allegory for the current political reality, and it blew up in their face. Again.

Deadpsin’s tears are so delicious right now

This is the equivalent of celebrating Hillary winning the popular vote. Whoop-fucking-ee.

Yeah, the dude throws for 400+ yards and leads a comeback from 25 down, and this is what you post.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

If I had a time machine and went back in time, I would talk with John Rockefeller, possibly the wealthiest man in history. I would tell him that I could travel to China in a half a day. That I could talk to any person on the planet and hear not only his voice, but also see his face, in real time from anywhere. All…