“So it Bortles.” -Kurt V., Manhattan 

A collection of road signs?
A grieving farmer putting food at his son’s grave?
MTV’s Dan Cortese?

This show has everything.

Big Ten Burrito for drunk food. 

+1 “Dey took mah shins!” and “Dat’s mah purse, I don’ know yew!”

“WHY ARE WE BILLED AFTER THE PUPPET SHOW?!”

“Allow Syrian refugees into Michigan? Next thing you know, there will be a whole portion of metro Detroit full of immigrants from the Middle East! We can’t have that!”

-Rick Snyder

So is there a special episode of “Very Cavallari” coming up where Jay and Joe sit around talking about building a garden coming up?

When this incident happened about two years ago, I had recently adopted a dog, Frank, and had been living with him for just over a few weeks when the following incident occurred. Prior to this incident, being that I am single, I had always pooped with my bathroom door open, but upon getting my new roommate, I decided…

“Hey fuck you, I went to a pretty solid Big Ten School.”
- Justin Adbelkader

“Yeah, and the prep school I went to was fuckin’ sick.”
- Hayden, Jackson, Jaxson, Dru, Jayden, Force, Skylar, Steele, etc.

They should just ask his hairstylist and/or wig maker, that thing could cover a whole row of seat backs. 

“So what do you think your chances are against MR. XYZ?”

Thank you for ending my work day with this. 

Did the same in college. I don’t remember if “Paranormal Activity” was good or scary, but I remember I laughed a lot at the ghost chicken walking in the talc powder. 

Sounds like someone has the permanent case of the Mondays. 

+1 “Excuse me, you know what kind of fish that is next to the ribs, and why’d you grab a 15 year old’s boob?”

+1 “We broke La Bomba!”

... Porn, mostly. 

DILLY DILLY!

The flames they’d shoot up during “Disciple” onstage during “GOD HATES US ALLLL” would be a cherry on top. 

Kinda hoping it would be an updated rendition of Mickey Avalon’s “My Dick.”