I think I must be the most gullible person in the universe. Somewhere, sometime after she died, I swear that I read that her ashes were placed in an urn shaped like a Prozac capsule.

So before my grandmother died, she said she wanted her ashes placed in a lipstick case and shot into space. Looking at the headline, I was hoping Carrie and her family had figured out a way to make something similar actually happen.

Can I get Count von Count?

They missed a major growth opportunity by not going with Pumpkin Spice Dew...

After perusing your past comments, this is far from the first time you went after someone’s weight. I suppose your comments, which also include sexist and misogynistic material, are meant to perpetuate the “edgelord” mentality you are striving to achieve, and that by playing contrarian, people will notice you more.

My take away from this article is that Zack is trying really hard to convince people he has a gf.

Back in my day we just crushed up no doz into our pixie stix and followed it up with jolt cola and an appointment for a pacemaker.

He also had “NOS4A2 is GR8!” just in case.

You had the title of this article written years ago didn’t you?  

The Fireman is okay, but it takes a lot from The Stand. But in the book’s defense it’s hard to have a horror novel in today’s world that doesn’t reference Stephen King. It definitely isn’t a horror novel, any more than Lord of the Flies is a horror novel.

Countercountercounterpoint:I have ASD and resent the fact that, because of this character, people now expect me to be annoying but lovable, rather then simply annoying.

10 more season of “Young Sheldon” and they’ll do a spin-off where a now adult Sheldon and his group of nerd friends meet a cute girl across the hallway. It will run for 10 seasons and contain approximately 3 jokes. 

/Chuck Lorre sprints to typewriter to write pilot for his next hit series, Usual Formula

Because sand-people were completely, 100%, fine.

I was like 13 when the first prequel came out. What I remember most was how pissed my parents were and explaining to my brother and I just how amazingly racist the depiction of Jar Jar and his people were. They made us watch old cartoons to learn about it.

In the novel, Kraken by China Miéville a minor side character has invented a Star Trek type teleporter, but is haunted by all the ghosts of his dead selves from using it. It was a pretty funny part of the book.

Falcon? Ex pimp.

The real trouble is when you hold the door open for someone, and you find yourself unable to figure out when to let the door go as a long stream of people file in right after.

Going with the JL/JLU lineup is a genuine smart move for DC. I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you.

This is one of those questions that answers itself.