I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

He’s like tap water that has somehow been watered down.

I’m reminded of a mental Bilbo in Fellowship of the Ring.

I mean, this seems like common goddamn sense. What did she think was gonna happen? Is everyone a fucking idiot now? Am I an idiot? Are we all idiots? Is this life?

It’s really SAD! but I have an app that adds Donald’s tweets to a Google Docs spreadsheet every time he posts one. So even if he deletes them, they’re preserved for future reference when I need receipts for dumb shit he’s said. If the Library of Congress needs a copy, I’m happy to oblige.

Remember when he couldn’t figure out the door?

Man I miss Bush. And I hate Trump for making me miss Bush.

Remember when the made-up words coming from the White House were like, misunderestimate? And “this is where I office?” Simpler times.

Honestly, they should have a Bill with deliberately ego-stroking titles for Trump and see what happens. It’d be funny to watch him shout at Reps in the House and Senate for removing a “Trump Appreciation Bill” that secretly demanded his tax returns or something.

Still better than being Eric.

They look like a family coming back from the lottery office after finding out they didn’t actually the jackpot.

Barron looks tall for his age. I hope Melania is miserable and they place poor Barron in a boarding school. The less he has to do with his family, the better.

It’s unsettling to see an eleven-year-old with a thousand-yard stare. I actually feel a little bad for the kid.

Have you ever seen a grimmer batch of faces in your life? They look like they’re going to spend five hours at a college graduation ceremony where they don’t even know any of the matriculators. Hee hee hee.

I suspect he’s indeed an expert, in comforting his upset mother.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

camouflage or not, we see you kylie.

But being unaware of the law doesn’t free you of the consequences of breaking it. I didn’t realize you had to drive for 100 yards in a lane before changing to another lane, but the ticket I paid and the point on my car insurance are the consequences for breaking that law.

“He’s [Trump] just new to this”. New to what?