Yeah, no. Trump isn’t going to get a replacement. No one will take the job. He’s too toxic.

Wow, that must be a bummer: you’re a Senator for over 20 years, you hitch your wagon to a guy you think is your best bud and whom you introduce to Washington D.C. when no one else will touch him with a 10-foot pole, you give up your seat in the Senate to become his Attorney General, and in — what? two or three months?…

I’m hoping for AG Jeff Goldblum.

Yeah I was wondering the same. Harry Connick Jr in his hotter days, perhaps?

Who is this fine specimen? I have to know because he represents my feelings perfectly right now. Yeah...that’s it.

Only thing scarier than Jeff Sessions is the person Trump will nominate to replace him. I want Jeff Sessions gone, I think he is a tyrant, but Trump is fucking nuts. He will surely nominate another monster.

Ha ha! Back to the dead tree, racist Keebler elf!

(Featuring Leslie Jordan as Jeff Sessions, because it would make Sessions bust)

This whole thing is like the drunken uncles of America are lurching around representing all the rest of the family.

Ugh, we don’t want him, but we certainly don’t want to you to have to deal with him.

We’ve got your Rex Tillerson here at the moment. Urghhh.

It is the way of our people.

You Brits are fucking unstoppable. The hearts of every good person on earth are with you right now and always. Cheers.

Raise a glass to freeeedom

When I was growing up, it was the IRA. My first job we were told how to deal with a bomb threat or suspicious packages in the mall where I worked. There will always be people who think it achieves something to kill a bunch of people, other than make everyone who is left really pissed at them.

I raise a pint to you lad. And to all the brave men and women who responded to last night’s events.

What a despicable piece of shit with that tweet.

I never miss an opportunity to raid my misandry vault

I used to work in marketing for a sporting goods retailer, and the stores tried to do a “lady’s night” promo one time. Of course ANYONE could go to the store at the time, but the women got some sort of swag bag. That is when I found out that there are several men in the U.S. that seek out these types of promotions…

I wonder what could have gone so very wrong in your life that you end up like this guy.