“Alexa, add two packages of Oreo’s to my shopping list.”
“There’s currently a special on Hydrox cookies, two for four dollars, saving you a tota-”
“Motherfucker, did I stutter?!?”

It will still be less ad-intrusive than what I just had to view to read this article lol.

I guess I don’t mind as long as it’s in response to a request. When I first read the headline I pictured someone sitting in their living room and unprompted Alexa would chime in, “Why don’t you buy some [product]?” which would result in me reaching for my hammer to adjust the ad settings.

Our Gundam project is in the works. I’m not sure about it’s antimissile capabilities. Also, Goku is apparently training to use kamehama to shoot down incoming missiles in addition to aliens.

Everyone knows that in traditional Japanese hospitality, you take the honored guest out to buy a space heater.

“How dare people enjoy something I don’t approve of. My parents didn’t hug me enough when I was a child.”

Not a R&M fan, and I try my best to avoid McD’s whenever possible, but you need to chill a little bit, dude. Maybe go walk amidst some flowers or something.

To be fair, The Mulan’s Szechuan Sauce was already popular before Rick and Morty. It was a meme years ago to bring it back, Rick just ranting about it brought a fuel to the fire. So, you have a very small minority that are pissed because of the show, a small minority that just wanted to try it to see for themselves,…

Every opinion you have ever had became invalid the moment you claimed McNuggets were nasty.

You don’t understand life.

My father has never seen my mother’s “real” face.

My MIL likes to talk about when she was newly married in the 60s. She and all her girlfriends would wake up a half hour before their husbands were due to wake up and put on their “faces” and do their hair and then get back in bed. That way their husband would never have to see their disgusting makeup-less faces.

As a housing discrimination attorney, I must concur. HOAs/condo boards are the worst. It’s a bunch of people who know nothing but think they know everything and want to control everyone around them. They also try to treat the community like their little fiefdom where the law doesn’t apply (except when it suits them).…

there seems to be a big discrepancy between “everything in their apartment is broken and they’re infested with rodents and bugs [and they’re hoarders or something]” and “there’s no problem thanks we’re good”.... i want follow-up on this story

Yes its all the same food., but its not all the same quality. sorry you have shitty quality food, mine on the other hand actually puts effort into their meals.

We let our membership expire, but we are still able to order things on Costco's website. We had created an online login while we were members, and that login still works, and we purchased stuff & it was delivered no problem!

I was just about to say, "No way! I don't need a Costco membership to eat glue-cheese heat lamp pizza? Sweet! Now I don't have to eat dinner at 7-11 anymore!"

If $1.80 for a giant churro and a Pepsi is nasty, I don't wanna be clean.

Absolutely agree. I bring my own helmet because I dont want lice and/or any other communicable malady that helmet/balaclava may harbor. My plain black bell helmet will hardly elicit any comment from anyone.

Gotta go against you on that "don't bring your own helmet" thing. Don't know where you're at, Alex, but there's no way in hell I'm sharing a helmet with the general Los Angeles public, especially after I spent good money on my own. I say bring your own helmet and don't talk shit.