Jezebel: Brunei is straight-up stoning gay people.

Jezebel Commentariat: This must be about America somehow!

I am sure your take about those rednecks in OK will certainly be a comfort to LGBTQ people in Brunei. 

He has really surpassed Jim Edmonds as the biggest asshole athlete husband in Reality TV.

Hailey is also a member of Hillsong. That’s how she found her tattoo artist.

Nothing for Brooklyn Nine-Nine? Come on. If nothing else, Andre Braugher should be at the top of the list (or, well, second because of the whole alphabet thing).

I can’t believe what Kris Jenner has been able to accomplish on behalf of her daughters. That is the story I’d want to read - she seems like such a complex character. Is she a villain that pimps out her daughters? Is she a business & marketing genius? Is she the sturdy matriarch trying to do best by her family? Is she…

I have mixed thoughts. Kylie was definitely pre-ordained for a life of fame and wealth. I don’t think she was pre-ordained to found an $800 million cosmetics company. I have the same “Her? Really?” thoughts when I see money stats about Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba’s companies. If converting B-list fame into a…

It’s tveezers...

Argentina still can’t beat an island of fishermen & farmers.

What seems odd to me is what a high end resort gains from having influencers stay at their hotels? They appear to be so exclusive and typically all booked up that they barely even spend money on traditional advertising. What’s to be gained by having someone come stay for free just to advertise to Instagram’s core…

Serious question: why do people follow “influencers” on instagram? I have instagram, I follow my friends, some museums and some accounts by people who share my hobbies (embroidery and botany). Why would I want to see some random millennial sit by a pool in designer clothes?

Listen, if I’m going to pay good money for a vacation the last I want is to find out the chick next to me is there for me so she can “influence” people on Instagram.

I feel like switching to “by request” would be a better way to go a new direction than just flat out banning something like a straw.

Is it wrong that I really want Weird Al to release a song that makes Alexa buy useless items and send inappropriate messages to your contacts?

If you can get a tub of heirloom cherry tomatoes like black cherry and maybe a yellow variety it’s even easy because you just have to chop them in half. And I just buy those little mozzarella balls to thrown it there. It’s my favorite thing to make when my cherry tomatoes start coming in in the summer.  

Hey, me too! It’s been frozen pizzas and fast food for me. I upgraded to caprese salads a couple days ago. If you can manage a little bit of knife work, it’s pretty easy on you. Tomato + fresh mozz + basil + sprinkle of balsamic and salt. No cooking, only a little slicing, (no blender to clean up after, like with the…

Not only Meaghan - surely Kate is going to cut ties now, too.

Definitely going for attention, and it is moronic because she would get 5000 times more attention when Meghan wears one of her designs (as she has done once before I think), which will surely never happen now.

I believe you can go ahead and change that headline to “Designer *Once* Popular With Kate Middleton Starts Royal Wedding Dress Beef.”

I thought that Meghan’s dress looked tasteful, ladylike, elegant and chic. Can’t people just leave it alone?

I’m not arguing that censorship is the answer, but I think the suicide scene from the first season was incredibly irresponsible given their audience, and I wish they had made a different choice. There was no need for it. My wife (actual psychology-field career, as opposed to me) was totally aghast when I told her…