I hate the way the weather people here in the US just go on and on and on before getting to the forecast, but if she came here, with that accent, she could talk about the weather all day. I don’t even care that I could only understand about half of what she said!

It’s not a beat for beat retelling though

they were clearly not very safe from online crime

Did you think 14 year old boys wouldn’t jerk off to ugly or fat women, if they were presented in comic books?

Betcha can’t wait for that Martian colony! We can make it LGBT+allies only.

Fear of the “other.” Some cis people quite literally do not see trans(*) persons as fellow humans.

*Han appears before Rey as a glowing blue force ghost*

So help me understand the Gawker media hierarchy then:

OK, but what about pedestrians?

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

Sounds stupid. Keep watching Star Wars.

The Ahsoka/Vader conflict ought to echo/parallel Luke/Vader. I expect him to try to convert her, and to fail; but I also wonder if Vader himself won’t kill her, but Palpatine will, in front of him. Which feeds into the choice he makes at the end of Jedi.

She has been betrayed, accused, poisoned stabbed, and shot at. She has fought against sith lords and dark apprentices, She has stood the line in a hundred battles and is still standing. Do not count her out; she will not go gently. Molan labe and let him come.

When I was a kid, I had the Star Wars Story Book, which was basically a 3-4th grade level version of the story with lots of pictures. In it, the principle characters were all named... Vader was referred to as the Dark Lord of the Sith...

Doesn’t “Lord of the Sith” actually come from the novelization of the first movie?

You know what’s lazy? Not watching the fucking video the story is referencing.

You: “I had gravity waves clocked as a 9 year old, pffft.”

Wow, you really sound like a legend in your own mind. Reading Lord of the Rings AND living a healthy lifestyle?!?!?! I hope you got lotsa gold stars, Johnny!

Really — you intuited the last unproven piece of general relativity when you were a child? Wow — what did you go on to do after that? How many Nobels you got there, bro?