I umpired little league when I was in HS. I hated it. Especially when I had to ump my brother’s games. My brother would stand there in the box while I called strikes on pitches that were pretty much perfect balls and vice versa to fuck with him.

Winston has to throw them around the rape accusations.

“I saw a dumpster on fire once and thought, wouldn’t it be great if that was our Union? It just spoke to me as a child that I could get rid of all that was wrong with our country with one massive fire. And those that would be left behind, well I would then fuck them over too.”

I’m convinced that the new baby’s name will be Attention West.

Nice comeback!

I like this view into white trash america.

Empty threats:

Thank you for this link! I’m now not going to get anything accomplished this week.

“Believe or or not the man has PLENTY of supports out there”

One my junior devs is a photoshop / after effects wiz. I have found his new project...

Why is our anthem still a bad song that is based on a poem by a racist slave owner?

Melania’s theme song is Unforgiven.

It’s one of mine too, but I rarely use it much anymore.

“But I’m good,” he says, with a smile.

I can’t understand a single thing she says. She’s also auto-tuned to hell.

That’s the look of a fart huffer.

I am thinking the same thing or maybe a foray into Formula E? That could bring another high profile brand to the sport on the drivers side.

Mercedes EV and ICE cars in the future.

“Hey, Tom! Ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?”