I umpired little league when I was in HS. I hated it. Especially when I had to ump my brother’s games. My brother would stand there in the box while I called strikes on pitches that were pretty much perfect balls and vice versa to fuck with him.

Winston has to throw them around the rape accusations.

“I saw a dumpster on fire once and thought, wouldn’t it be great if that was our Union? It just spoke to me as a child that I could get rid of all that was wrong with our country with one massive fire. And those that would be left behind, well I would then fuck them over too.”

I think it was because Gosling was in a car. I’m not sure though.

I’m convinced that the new baby’s name will be Attention West.

Nice comeback!

Are the Bolsheviks back in charge because everything that went wrong was “sabotage” to them. It is a classic case of mass paranoia.

I like this view into white trash america.

Empty threats:

Thank you for this link! I’m now not going to get anything accomplished this week.

“Believe or or not the man has PLENTY of supports out there”

As someone who has butt dialed someone during sex, I can’t emphasize this enough.

One my junior devs is a photoshop / after effects wiz. I have found his new project...

Why is our anthem still a bad song that is based on a poem by a racist slave owner?

Melania’s theme song is Unforgiven.

It’s one of mine too, but I rarely use it much anymore.

“But I’m good,” he says, with a smile.

I can’t understand a single thing she says. She’s also auto-tuned to hell.