I’ve always enjoyed the Onion articles about Uncle Joe.

Why weren’t these a thing for the last 8 years?

That’s the caption of the last decade.

I have debts to settle. I started getting bills for loans while I was still taking on loans as a sophomore in college. The state fucked up. It’s a been a complete downward spiral ever since.

This has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that GRRM has decided not to write The Winds of Winter.

Yeah I think a lot of that went over my head when I was younger. Until college, the only political commentator of whom I was aware was Larry King. And that’s only because he cameoed in Ghostbusters.

I cannot believe nobody’s mentioned (from her Obit) that Reno loved to chainsaw trees because it more soothing than dealing with Congress.

I’m really hoping the Secret Service pulls off some classic Praetorian Guard shit.

I was wondering what that build up was. I never really have seen it before I moved into my current place and couldn’t figure out what was causing it as I’ve always used the same soaps for 10+ years. Airbourne definitely makes more sense as to how this happens now in a totally different environment to previous homes.

Yes to this. I keep one right in my shower caddy and just give a 30 second work over once or twice a week.

Before she died, Shirley Hufstedler was rumored to have called John King to demand the head of Joe Paterno be the fine.

Exactly. Who goes dressed as a serial killer while on a killing spree?

Doesn’t count. It’s an automatic.

Seriously. The NFL is only worth watching the last 2-3 minutes of each half if the score is within 8. I will admit to love watching a great 2-minute drill that goes down to the wire. Give a full 60 minutes of that and the NFL might be a better game.

I was going to reply not to install this IoT because it’s total bullshit, but then remembered it’s Evil Week.

I think I need to rewatch this show from the beginning and pay closer attention. Are there two stories / timelines with Xerxes?

I didn’t recognize Bernthal with a full head of hair. But I knew I knew him from somewhere.

There was this exchange in Scrubs: