“Strategery is Todd Haley’s offensive system.”

That will be difficult if the prostitutes are as virulent as the water.

They were trying to tighten up on their backstroke while looking for the good stuff because they want Lochte to stroke them easy and stroke them long and feel their bodies all night long.

Lochte can’t be trusted around chemicals. Just look at his hair.

I’d just prefer more acid. Actually shrooms. That way I know I will probably visualize everyone near me as King Friday’s Court.

They confused Lochte with a long lost Targaryen drifter who might have dragon eggs.

In the Olympics - not for women. Which is absurd. The 1500 is in the World Championships. They’ve been griping about it for the past few games (maybe longer).

NBC are showing it now realizing they done fucked up.

Yes, they did show that at least.

Yes. Both for gold. Sjostrom is technically 3rd and will get the Bronze.

I think she turned her body inside out then back to normal again to pull off that move.

Swimmer here as well and that was the first final I was up on my feet for - that was a beautiful finish!

Sjostrom gets 3rd. I think it’s bronze though.

And of course NBC won’t show Simone Manuel’s medal ceremony.

Cunt is the only word my GF uses. No fuck, no shit, no goddamn (okay that one sometimes), etc. She uses “cunt” about as diversely and eloquently as you can use “fuck”.

It would most definitely escalate into a military occupation of Wales.

And RBG is their mysterious and powerful mentor who mic drops at the end of each episode.

I think you mean Butterfly. *in the title.

I never stood or took part in the pledge in HS and wasn’t religious. I just thought the whole thing was a stupid dog and pony show.

Gaines is fucking horrible. I wish he would just shut the fuck up. As a former swimmer, half the time what he says is so full of shit I wish he his would put a gun in his mouth and pull the trigger on live TV.