Yes, how did we survive and have a life before mobiles? Dark ages, I swear! Christ.

I think if he were to win, he would be impeached hours after being inaugurated.

What if they want to hide it in a sweet Viola case?

I have a crazy hoarder uncle who really does think Obama is going to come after his guns. He mainly has hunting rifles and some shotguns. A few years ago, my cousin decided to treat her parents to a trip for their 40th anniversary. He blatantly refused at first, thinking his guns would disappear. Then later agreed if…

I hope Russia keeps this up and they get kicked out of the World Cup as host country.

“All major international sporting events should be held in countries that have infrastructure to host them. And who no longer use slaves.”

I’m surprised Rick Scott didn’t include #alllivesmatter.

Kessel will spend the day in a Chrysler LeBaron sitting outside of Steve Simmons’ house while eating hotdogs out of the Stanley Cup.

We will find out 5 years later that Qatar murdered all the slaves who built the venues and left them in mass graves in the desert because they don’t want undesirables floating around the country during the world cup.

Kessel got what he deserved as well.

Meth makes everything believable.

I’m hoping for The Passion of the Baptist - a story about John going around and drowning all of Jesus’ detractors.

Just because it didn’t work for other members of the congregation’s kids doesn’t mean it won’t work for my kid!

Saw this on one of the linked twitter accounts:

God, if there was any time to yell “BOMB!” in an airport this should have been it. Or done something to get the TSA to take you behind closed doors away from everyone else.

I wonder if she broke her shins from backpedaling so hard.

Does Jesus Christ have to descend from the heavens, kick the guy in the balls, and scream, “You raped her, fucktard!” before they’ll believe it?

So since everyone will know where this rapist will live for the rest of his life, is it okay to occasionally mail him single word letters that simply say, “Rapist”?

Thank you, I thought I was going crazy because I saw Massa do that as well but it was never mentioned again (or if it was, I missed it) and I thought I was going crazy.

Yeah, I bet he has a 12 year old girl chained to his bed. But that’s more BYU’s style.