Meth makes everything believable.

I’m hoping for The Passion of the Baptist - a story about John going around and drowning all of Jesus’ detractors.

Just because it didn’t work for other members of the congregation’s kids doesn’t mean it won’t work for my kid!

Saw this on one of the linked twitter accounts:

God, if there was any time to yell “BOMB!” in an airport this should have been it. Or done something to get the TSA to take you behind closed doors away from everyone else.

I wonder if she broke her shins from backpedaling so hard.

Does Jesus Christ have to descend from the heavens, kick the guy in the balls, and scream, “You raped her, fucktard!” before they’ll believe it?

So since everyone will know where this rapist will live for the rest of his life, is it okay to occasionally mail him single word letters that simply say, “Rapist”?

Thank you, I thought I was going crazy because I saw Massa do that as well but it was never mentioned again (or if it was, I missed it) and I thought I was going crazy.

Yeah, I bet he has a 12 year old girl chained to his bed. But that’s more BYU’s style.

I wonder if Undercover Colors (nail polish that changes color if it detects ghb and the like) ever worked out. They’ve been quite on Facebook for 6+ months :/

Abuse down.

Let’s go exploring!

Boys will be Boy

That’s what they want you to believe because of horse PEDs.

It’s the chemicals that make the next generation stronger, faster. It’s undercover horse doping.

Same. But for me it was after I learned that they fed Barbaro to his foles in hopes that they would win the Triple Crown that I stopped watching.