"Is it abuse if it's the same gender?"

Twice.

Is this really a conversation two white guys should be having?

Oh, Ken! You handsome, handsome idiot! Why would you do such a thing as that thing you did?

And yet, the idol play takes all the wind out of Will flipping on Zeke. It was kind of accidentally brilliant.

The shock of seeing Michaela voted out has taken all the steam out of the revelation of Taylor's pregnant girlfriend. I was all ready to tear into that, but no. Time to mourn.

What makes you think he isn't?

Our long national nightmare is over!

Yeah, I was wondering why no one had said Alan Rickman yet. All other choices are invalid.