Is it an attempt to appear to be a thinking person who want to be perceived as looking at all the information, weighing the options, blah blah blah, when in fact they know they’re just going to vote GOP again? Because that’s what it seems like to me. It’s that feeling I get when someone says they’re an “independent”…

All of them lifelong members of the May I Speak to Your Manager Tabernacle Choir.

One of my only comforts in these trying times is how many pictures there are of Trump where it’s painfully clear that this motherfucker is miserable being president. I hope he’s miserable every fucking day.

Melania is an objectively bad person. She’s a spoiled rich lady who couldn’t give 2 shits about anyone other than her parents and her son. Her only path to redemption is if she pushes *45 down the stairs and ends the misery for all of us.

Sorry, but here ya go: Eric (left) and Donald Jr. (right) as teenagers...

“Single Female Layer, fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant!”

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

You’d think our leaders could at least offer our children a modest proposal.

Season 1 is definitely amazing, but I don't consider season 2 a step down in quality. I don't like season 3 quite as much, but slightly less good Veronica Mars is still better than pretty much any season of any other show, so. . .

If you don’t believe in abortion; then don’t get one. It’s that simple. This is not about people’s personal beliefs; it’s about people’s obsessive desire to control all women; particularly their bodies. That is why she supports an “abstinence only” sex education program. This program doesn’t prevent abortion the…

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

I would rather “dragged kicking and screaming into prison”, but fine, walking is okay too.

Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Uh... you know that diverse groups have diverse opinions and people get to voice them. Progressive people tend to get this. It’s not “infighting” or “eating your own” or whatever else detractors want to call it. Our diverse movement can support and respect multiple opinions at the same time - even ones individuals…

“You should be happy your rapist settled for you. Nobody else wants you.”

Interestingly, Trump has THE WORST taste in haircuts, his wardrobe, his interior decorating, and his cheesy friends. Safe to assume that anything he doesn’t like is actually quite good, right?

If Jonathan Chait wanted an anti-Trump march with another name, he should have started one on his own. If he’s going to let other people do all the work, he can shut up about the name.