& a Big Mac
& a Big Mac
It’s been eight fucking days of his presidency.
This is just the beginning of evil. Gorbachev is predicting WWIII.
“Women have very little idea of how much men hate them”
‘He’s very comfortable with his win’
God, I so hope that the date mix-up was intentional.
It must be exhausting to be so easily offended. The amount of time and effort he puts into being petty is almost impressive.
See, it seems petty... But also it’s a basic fucking litmus test too. “Can you, when pressed by the United States Congress, speak the literal truth? Or are you a deluded lunatic 100% of the time?”
I mean, I can see where he’s going with it in his follow-up.
This is some petty shit and I am living for it.
I need a legit flow chart of everything Trump / the Government is doing wrong, updated by the hour.
Does anyone want to turn this into a website with me?
Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.
image h/t: Penultimate Straw, b3ta.com