And everytime Trump shakes Bannon’s hand, he grabs another pussy.

Trump doesn’t KNOW Bannon? It’s like telling me that I don’t really know my clit.

Trump flip flopped harder than usual today. NATO, he says, is “no longer obsolete.”

“In no way was I trying to lessen the horrendous nature of the Holocaust, however...”

I think what he meant to say is that even Hitler “didn’t conduct a chemical weapon attack on Syrian opposition forces from a Su-22 fixed-wing aircraft on April 4, 2017.”

“And don’t get me started on United. At least Hitler never forcibly removed anybody without a REALLY good reason.”

Holocaust centers.

I like that the guy whose job is to concisely relay information to the press, is unable to make a statement without issuing a clarification to explain his original clarification.

1. April Ryan needs a raise. I don’t know what they are paying her, but it isn’t enough to put up with this BS.

50% of this country is also dumber than the other 50% of this country.

How dare you bring Ivanka into this.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

Does... he think all black people know one another?

Hmmm....you may be right. Thanks a lot for making me look that up, btw!

Maybe he has short term memory loss that started the day after the election. He just keeps coming back to his victory because that’s the last thing that is really firmly in his head. Everything after could just be a fever dream to him. (and us if we were lucky.)

Up to this point, I’d dismissed all the “Trump has dementia” thinkpieces as just tasteless insults. I’m fine with him being called a racist, sexual predator, but ridiculing his mental health seemed a step too far.

so he’s definitely got alzhiemers then

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

This fuckwad needs his career over, and this needs to happen years ago.

This video crystallizes one thing for me: fuck millenials who think 80's fashion was awesome. It was the fucking worst. Perms! Hairspray! Shoulder pads! Stupid glasses!