“the ultimate form of child abuse.”

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

Not a chance for me; I’m okay with Clinton, she’s infinitely preferable to Trump, and I realize that neither Stein nor Johnson have a chance of winning (and I don’t know enough about Johnson to know if I find him preferable to Clinton). However, I do the the sense that some of Sanders’ supporters are refusing to vote…

Jesus, please don't do that.

Him x 17m right now.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

“a tramp who wanted it”

I look at it more as “See, this is what should actually have a waiting period” rather than drawing a direct parallel. Because a lot of the restrictions on abortions would actually be totally reasonable and helpful when applied to gun purchasing.

When I had my abortion (in NC), I had to sit in a group “therapy” circle and discuss the process and what forms of birth control I planned on using post-abortion.

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

I WILL NEVER TELL OR THIS MONSTER CAT WILL LITERALLY EAT MY FACE OFF IN THE NIGHT.

I hope Gawker contributor Dog writes an open letter in response to Jezebel's deplorable, irresponsible dog-whistle politics.

We at Team Dog regret this incident and plan on investigating further.

What a good cat, holy crap. I hope the mayor gives it the key to the city.

Today is a day for Team Cat.

Terrifying! And what sort of jerk do you have to be to even hack into a baby monitor? Who says to themselves: "hey I think I'll wake up this kid and call her names cause I'm bored"?
I know we'll hear more about this type of stuff as technology becomes totally integrated into our lives, but it's still very unsettling…

Those might not be his hands, but that's certainly one of his sphinctres.

While I ultimately agree, there's a special kind of asshole who willingly participates in a relationship with a married person.