I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

AND OBVIOUSLY RUPAUL

You really don’t understand where this all came from do you? The only reason people make fun of his name is to emphasize his hypocrisy from when he made fun of John Stewart for change his last name. Here are some quotes from Trump about it.

Whereas the culture of right wing acceptance is ... there is not a culture of right wing acceptance ....

Did she have a brother named Pterodactyl?

Why should I change my name? He’s the one that sucks!

It’s probably Ham, but I like to think Ron “Jive-Ass” Turkey.

Because of the weird font on the byline, I didn’t realize your name was Giri and not Girl (I briefly contemplated after a squint that maybe it was Glrl but that’s just silly) until someone posted a screen shot of your veggie sandwich chat. Sorry.

“a child is not a christian child, not a muslim child, but a child of christian parents or a child of muslim parents. this latter nomenclature, by the way, would be an excellent piece of consciousness-raising for the children themselves. a child who is told she is a ‘child of muslim parents’ will immediately realize…

Please never have children. Ever.

Police are not good tools of discipline at a school. They often cause the situation to escalate instead of calm down. It takes a different skill set to handle discipline and maintaining order in schools. Middle school is rough and trying.

The funny part about rape is. Even if it’s not hate crime rape...it’s still rape

I wouldn’t say they backed in. “Backed in” implies they had some control over where they went. Is “shit themselves into the playoffs” a phrase?

The hell you say.

Wrong, PB sandwiches for dinner are the poor man’s go-to. I know because I was that poor man.

Lord help that new brand of Ouija boards, Seayoncé.

On the last day of school in fifth grade, my teacher gave me his old, worn copy of the BFG (my then-favourite book) with an inscription telling me he was proud of how well I had done that year and that I should keep reading. I had only barely scraped through fourth grade with a great deal of extra attention from that…

Twelve?

Drew Magary-penned Dirt Bag, plz.