I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

YES!!!

Okay, but they had so much sex after that ep of Lip Sync Battle, right?

a fresh take on the dance competition genre

When does she up her game and start doing her versions of his latest escapades?

If the women you’ve already murdered are giving you dirty looks, maybe you need to up the meds.

Exactly. This is why when a guy I met online (shut up, it worked out awesomely) decided it was time we saw each other in person, I said “Well, let’s meet up at the mall.” Our mall may be crappy and small, but it was a neutral place, had food, and had indoor space to walk around in the middle of winter. We spent…

she was a nerd, sure, but was obsessed with anime and electronica and Doctor Who and thought Janeway was the best ST captain.

Oh, if clients hadn’t walked into the store I’m sure we would have ended up in a full out argument... I’ve been arguing pro-choice for longer than she’s been alive. It was really hard to control my anger, I could feel my blood boiling

Ugh sooooo frustrating!! Good for you for having a dialogue with her though. I tried to do the same today with one of the usual pro-forced birth protesters outside of the Planned Parenthood where I counterprotest/escort patients. Did not go well. :/

I have a friend who got pregnant the first time she had sex. When she was in college, one of her professors told the class that you could not get pregnant the first time.

Maybe the emphasis was to serve as a reminder that you can totally get pregnant after having sex even once? There are definitely a lot of young people who never got proper sex education who don’t believe that you can get pregnant the first time. I dunno, just speculation.

I’m still dissappointed in you Donnie for all of this.

I realize this comment relates to one of the least interesting parts of this dog-and-pony show, but:

I think Colin Mochrie technically can run for President of the United States as long as he only uses Ryan Stiles’ arms during his campaign.

Sucks for parents who can’t find evening sitters.

Best listen to Old Man Steve.

I think this break my brain.

Holy shit, this is too much fuckedupedness for one story. Needs a male heir? Replacing the person she killed driving drunk? Aaaahhhh!