Fuck you, Canada! Stop making the United States look bad! We are stuck just trying to make sure guys like this don’t become President:

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

“can you get some ice for my friend that’s bleeding”

Because of course, the alternative of putting a trans woman in a mens locker room results in exactly zero harm. I’m sure trans girls getting most of the violence thrown at our community is just a total accident, a freak occurence, so we should never consider it because of what might happen to a boy at a tenth of the…

When anyone is brutalized, anywhere and anytime, it is on the attackers and the people preaching hate. Not the people advocating acceptance.

Oh cool, she speaks in regular expressions!

Ooo.... reminds me of a joke. Halloween joke, too. Too late, that is. But wtf.

A lady opens the door on Halloween night. There stands a little boy in pirate garb.

“Oh how cute!” she cries. “you’re a little pirate!!! Tell me, where are your buccaneers???”

Kid says “They’re right behind my bucken eyes!”

What if your grandma swears worse than a sailor?

My students made me a swear jar.

And as such, penises should never be hung in a place where men can walk under them.

Sooooo......a pair of underwear that is in close proximity to <that what shall not be named> remains forever unclean. Does this mean that the penises that presumably enter said taboo spot also remain forever unclean?

My friend is seven months along now and Canada is starting to get a bit cold, but nothing crazy - I’ve mostly been in sweaters or light jackets this month - and apparently people keep telling her she needs to wear more layers to “protect” the baby. She said she was too hot and someone literally told her “You can’t be…

it isn’t unreasonable for someone to comment that dyes aren’t really healthy for the baby

When I was pregnant, I got both “You shouldn’t be eating that BLANK” condescension and “Oh pshaw, you’re ridiculous to be concerned about eating BLANK even though your doctor told you not to, what does he know.” You can’t win. It’s bullshit.

Praise be.

he and his writing team are 1000% smarter than me and I 2000% love every minute of it

Someone on another thread basically told me John Oliver commits the sin of pride because he think he’s smarter than anyone else and for speaking against seed money. Oliver is smart and he was right to speak against seed money.

*turns on HBO right now to wait for the john oliver segment about this on sunday*

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

An update for you, as a Pens writer myself- thus far the little guy, Trey, has gotten 2 pucks, a jersey, a stick, and last I saw was with the teams’ PR staff, apparently to head into the locker-room with them to meet the players from what I gathered. While the old guy was booed out of the arena right afterward and…