I haven’t put Doritos on a sandwich, but I have put plain chips on sandwiches. And hamburgers. And hot dogs.

Adrenaline.

That the notifications aren’t grouped by app anymore.

I only have a couple, but they’re fucking chrome. They’re so goddamned shiny it’s crazy. My only hope is that all of my hair will go that colour, and not some dull gray (like my replies).

... now I want a chocolate malt.

I updated to the beta on a 16GB 5S. I’ve had no problems with anything. I think the only thing I don’t like is that my notifications aren’t grouped by app anymore on the notification page anymore.

Playing it early would probably mean that every player is sitting down in the locker room, sooooooo.

I want to say it was my fourth grade teacher (I think, third or fourth) was completely heinous. At parent teacher meetings, she yelled at my parents, telling them I was talking out of turn and disrupting class. I was the quietest kid EVER. She also got mad at me because I read all the time. I’d have a book stashed in…

He totally dances in the video! At the end. In the shadows. With Mackleface.

Unless you know, Canada. All of my cards have chips.

He’s a fucking moron. If anyone had tried to change the American anthem for anything like this, they’d be carted out of wherever on a stretcher.

Ahahaha she’s deleted her Twitters.

Damnit, now I have a mighty need to watch Thor/Avengers because Loki.

I’m down.

I love that one, SO MUCH.

I’m crying. So fantastic.

Spinach, brie cheese, granny smith apples and red pepper jelly. Grilled/pressed. YUM. Also good with chicken.

<3

We already have a woman our currency - the Queen of England is on the $20, and on every coin.

Chronological or bust. FFS. I barely use the native Twitter apps because of this.