I miss being able to watch Jay & Dan. Now it’s random clips on YouTube.

They sure do!

Why not turkey? Is it because you guys screwed up and made Thanksgiving way too close to Christmas?

Have you tried putting the neck pillow in front, instead of behind your neck? That way you can lean back and not have to deal with the head bob.

No one, from my experience (as a leader).

I’m a leader with Girl Guides - the Canadian version of Girl Scouts. Here, girls are allowed to join Scouts Canada (they’ve dropped the ‘Boy’ part), and for the most part, our Girl Guides units can do the same things as they do in Scouts.

I was at a concert Monday night, and closer to the end, the lead singer of the headlining band started up a chant of his own damn band’s name.

You’re a ratty fringe!

That cake looks disgusting and who the hell has a table big enough to use a full sized chair as a fucking centrepiece!

Good friend, former-boss-type had to have a talk with me about a shit ton of filing I wasn’t doing (because when stuff gets to be too much it overwhelms me and end up doing nothing, because I don’t know where to start and my anxiety skyrockets).

Me too. Puppies!

You’re welcome! I hope you’re able to get your hands on some cookies!

Totally. And then you add the raisins and rum to butter tarts.

Not quite. Christie and Dare are both food manufacturers.

... Ugh. So they would have come into being when I was in Pathfinders? Shortly after that?

There’s a Cookie Finder on the Girl Guides of Canada website. Hopefully it will help! I’m in Winnipeg, so this is about as close as I can get.

Similar to, yeah. Other than a manufacturer change to be peanut free however long ago it was (Christie to Dare), and some packaging changes, they’ve been the same cookies that I sold when I was a kid in the 80’s and early 90’s. Except then we’d collect orders in the fall and deliver in the spring. I’d sell cases of…

Pretty much. Except Girl Guides only sell one kind of cookie at a time. Fall is the chocolate-mint cookies (which we have to order in the spring before we know how many damn kids we’re going to have the following year), and then our classic cookies in the Spring. YAY TWO COOKIE SELLING TIMES (not).

Okay, I’m totally pale and my face is covered with freckles and I have naturally rosy cheeks. I’ve never used foundation and feel that if I do, it’ll be super noticeable that I’m wearing make up because it won’t look like my face anymore. Am I wrong?

Seconding the ELF brushes. I got a set relatively inexpensive, and while I’m not a make up every day sort of gal, I love my ELF brushes.