So does Girl Guides of Canada!

I had six pallets of cookies in my garage for our district - That’s over 400 cases of cookies. I’m glad that we only use the garage for storage, but still. It’s a lot of cookies.

I’ve been a leader for ... ages. And yeah. $5 a box makes it easier for making change, but I really wish national would let us use something like a Square reader so I can call bullshit on people who say know we don’t take plastic when they say “Oh, I don’t have cash, do you take XX?”

“The mint kind” are basically Thin Mints. Up until their introduction ... 10-15(?) years ago, we only had one kind of cookies - chocolate and vanilla sandwich cookies. Not Oreos. A row of chocolate sandwich cookies and a row of vanilla sandwich cookies.

What the absolute fuck.

Female = two e’s.

And I didn’t say drunk vs drunk.

Calm down, I misread.

Looks like I did! My bad.

I’ve got no fucking plans to stop.

“too drunk to drive safely” == “too impaired to drive safely”.

Even though the quiz says I’m a cat lady, I’m so not.

Same. Stupid eyes.

I was home alone - my parents were on some winter vacation to somewhere warm that wasn’t Manitoba at the end of January and my basement-troll uncle who lives in the basement suite was at work.

Stars for trying.

I have serious shoe envy, but I would so kill myself wearing those.

3 am unfortunately exists. Usually when I have a shit ton of stuff to do the next (later the same?) day.

I don’t qualify as a youth vote, but the Conservatives have been in power for a good chunk of the time I’ve been eligible to vote, and I’m in none of their target demographic (other than being white).

Oh, I totally know that. It pisses me off when people says it doesn’t.

YAAAAS. Jack was awesome.