It’s almost like an upside down/backwards sort of thing.

Possibly covered up with some makeup, maybe.

Right? Ugh. I done fucked up my eyebrows when I decided that plucking them was a thing I should be doing.

#BUTTS

YOU GET ALL THE STARS

She’s awesome!

I think you need to try Diet Pepsi bottled in Canada. I love me my Diet Pepsi, but I can’t stand the Pepsi purchased in the US. Which is why I usually switch to Coke at the border. It’s weird.

While not an American, I support your Dog Candidate 100%.

Ditto!

My best friend made the cupcakes, invites and did the flowers for her wedding.

Any of those brew your own wine/beer stores should have supplies. And bags of cheap cork.

They (apparently) look and taste radically different here in Manitoba than they do, in say, New Brunswick.

OH MY GOD I NEED TO DO THIS.

If you use those mini cones, you can have little bitesize s’mores appetizer things.

Now you’ve done it. I need to do this ASAP.

I missed it the first time around too! It was so good!!!

GM2 is an asshole.

Re: sharing accomodations with your parents when you’re in your 30’s.

YES. My brother and SIL got married in Hawaii last year, and since I’d gotten back from a 2 week trip to Switzerland two weeks before we were leaving for Hawaii, I didn’t have the money to rent a condo by myself for the week I was there. So, I…

Yep.

Dude, your cousin sucks.