Fucking meatball.

That's okay! I have a bottle of rum at home with my name on it, and you deserved that ice cream!

Fucking argle-bargles.

AAAAAAAAAAAA I want to give you all the hugs now!

That makes me sad that the closest Trader Joe's is an 8 hour drive from me.

If you're old at 29, I must be positively ancient at 36.

Because of ethics in game journalism.

I really dislike Peter MacKay. Like, A LOT.

It's more: Mass murderer: "I killed these women because I hate feminists because I blame feminism for allowing the women to get into the school I didn't."

Yes, yes they do.

It's because they got into Ecole Polytechnique and he didn't, basically.

The PR and crisis management company he'd originally hired dropped him after, like, two days, because he'd liked to them about the number of people that were involved. He's also deleted his Twitter and public Facebook accounts. His private FB account is still there, but it's private, now.

YouTube series, maybe.

Hello flashbacks of grade 12. Wow.

Followed by Practical Magic.

Some idiot did a hit and run on two other Canadian soldiers in Quebec, before a car chase. One died from his injuries.

There was a fire house not too far from a grocery store I used to work at. The guys would come in the engine all the time to pick up supplies for dinner, and they'd also do fundraisers ("fill the boot!") for kids charities.

I also offer this to your Honor.

I totally saw a short Jason Momoa too!

Looks like poutine.