Or alcohol poisoning.

The roommate's dog is still just a puppy (not even 2 yet), but it's a recent thing where she's started to do that occasionally.

Oh, yeah, that's great. Those random sneezes that have no cause and no follow up and no mess? Whatever.

My roommates dog has learned to open doors, so no matter if the door is closed (unless it's locked) she will Houdini her way into see you because "OMGPEOPLEHAIILOVEYOUWHERESYOURCROTCHINEEDTOSHOVEMYNOSETHERE"

As someone with wicked allergies: Sneezing is not fun. It makes my brain hurt.

As a woman, someone needs to bring me some damn chocolate.

They teased it before the commercial break before his dance.

You have no idea how happy I am for geolocked videos right now.

All four of mine were so impacted that I had to go to a dental surgeon and get them done at the same time. The anaesthetic I had kept me conscious, but I don't remember anything.

Or, you know, just drive a car with a standard transmission, because most punk kids (yes, I went there) can't drive stick.

I shave when there's a chance people (not me or my roommates) will see my bare legs or pits. Which, since I mostly wear jeans (yes, even in the summer), is maybe once every week or two, and then it's from the knees down. In the winter, maybe once a month? Hack that shit down so there's less of a chance of nicking an…

I was Mac Tonight for Hallowe'en one year. (Don't ask me why - my aunt made my costume.)

Boooooooooooo. I'm sorry for your sucky birthday.

Oh, I hope so. I really, really hope so.

I'm crossing my fingers that Harper loses. I was really hoping that we'd smarten up and not elect him to a fucking majority, but my fellow Canucks failed me horribly.

Oh yeah. I wasn't able to sleep much on the overnight flight from Montreal, and maybe got about 45 minutes of dozing in on the bus ride from Geneva to Adelboden. I was absolutely WRECKED that whole next day. I had no appetite and barely ate anything, which didn't help me, either. If we'd done the hike two days into…

All you fucks deserve an Ice Aaaaaaaaaaaaage
Here have a thousand years of snoooooooooooow

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I went to Switzerland for two weeks at the beginning of May, and we stayed in Adelboden for the first week. We went on a huge hike on our first full day there and I barely made it back to town.

Try halving it, or even quartering it - depending on how many pancakes the recipe calls for.