shit in his desk on your last day. then put a little American flag toothpick in it so he gets the message.

What have the people of Chicago have done to deserve looking at Rush Limbaugh naked?

I wish Rush Limbaugh was a liberal hoax.

This and #solidarityisforwhitewomen pretty much sum up my issues with Jezebel.

Nope, nobody ever deserves to be hit.

It's only been six months. It took longer for Chris Brown to mess up again too, but he was immediately and rightfully vilified after only one incident. He also had to face actual consequences. I don't condemn the couple for staying together. My dad choked my mom and he got help and they are still together and I love…

I was JUST going to post this horrible, HORRIBLE ad.

Men as a group are so desperate for sex they'll have sex with anyone really hot as long as she's attractive. They do not have sex with just anyone. That's a myth that needs to die already, for both men's and women's sake.

Yeah. Chris brown is black and Emma Roberts is a pretty white girl.

"But there's a clear difference between someone like Emma Roberts and Chris Brown."

I think you could safely bet a rather large sum of money that nobody here would be saying any of this apologist crap if he hit her instead.

Aren't we always telling WOMEN "If he hits you once, he'll do it again"? That is the way it begins. With one violent incident. And who knows how many times it happened before the authorities found out? She just went nuts one time? That shit escalates. It starts with emotional abuse and builds up.

She's really sorry this time and she'll never do anything like that again, baby. She swears. You know she loves him.

Tour guide at a creationist museum?

I find myself so confused by why 13 year olds shouldn't ever, ever drink?

Just point him toward the MRI suite and get out of the way.

So true! Women don't have "mental health issues" or "personal problems" that can explain their actions...we're just crazy bitches at all times...

Well, McBride was drunk and injured (possibly in the head) and it sounds like her behavior was pretty erratic. I think it's quite understandable for the bystander not to want to try to physically restrain her. If I were in that position, I would try saying "There's an ambulance on the way, why don't you stay here/sit…

What was she supposed to do, forcibly restrain her?

I have a 14 month old baby so I'm not going to outright just say this is ridiculous, in fact I'm glad to see this problem being given some press, but I do believe that banning them in general is the wrong move. More prominent labeling and required warnings on websites that sell them would serve consumers better. …