Does your Super Bowl party also have bowls of Gushers and Fruit by the Foot?

BRAINWASHED RUNNING DOG CAPITALIST PIGS

I completely agree. Men should wear whatever they like, as should women. I would have felt better about something like this if it were like, "don't wear this to impress people, because it doesn't work,", rather than, "I don't like it when men wear jewelry and there is no reason for them to ever do so."

Seriously Kyle, that is the worst troll reporting.....ever. Get a life.....Kyle said, "Stopped trying to impress"....are you mentally challenged Kyle?

We should all wear whatever the hell we want. Despite the title of this article, that's what real adults do. So, if you have a class ring and it makes you look and feel good, go for it.

I would say class rings would be ok unless you are a proctologist

It also has a whinge of redditor man fantasy to it: rich white man with big dick and even bigger salary getting even with cheating slut woman who falls prey to his superior tech knowledge.

I read the headline and thought they were cheating on their husbands with each other. Now THAT'S what I call drama!

Someone suggested it might be a woman writing it to show up the reddit community's tendency to believe anything involving "dem bitches be cheatin' on the mens." I'm just hoping for a "tree fiddy" at the end.

I'm with the "this is fake" crowd. There have been too many inconsistencies and unbelievable twists and turns.

The father's then-girlfriend didn't mind that he was boning his own daughter upstairs?? I don't believe that for a hot fucking second.

FUCKING THIS HOW IS THAT OK OMFG

Um can we talk about the part where he had a girlfriend IN THE HOUSE who had him having sex with his 17 year old daughter and didn't call the cops??

You know, if she were 35, and her father were in his early 50s, when they met again, I might have the same, "OK, that is NOT RIGHT but I can see how that might work." But she was 15. She's 18 now. And that means I cannot see this as anything other than deeply, deeply sick (instead of "well, it's not hurting anyone, I…

See, I've heard of this happening between brothers and sisters and its... Not acceptable per se, but still more understandable you know?

I'm sorry, I totally believe GSA is a thing but I don't believe any of this crap. She lost me at "baby girl" and "daddy" and the general aura of ludicrousness. Y'all are some suckers and this is some bad Literotica fanfic.

Yasssss. I was like ok hold on wait what.... she's EIGHTEEN and ENGAGED? To this older guy who also... yeah. No no no. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo no no.

Nah. Fucking your teenaged daughter is objectively wrong. NEXT.

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.

All you people who voted for guacamole listen up: