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My parents didn't get us Cabbage Patch Dolls. They MADE us a version that was very very similar. I'm talking, sewn by hand, complete with butt cheeks, fingers, hand painted eyes. I never knew the difference for a year or so until they bought us real ones - but the animal version? Mine was a dog. I look back now and

I think around that age is when I discovered Barbara Michaels "The Walker in Shadows". It's set in modern day and tells the story of Civil War star crossed lovers and the haunted houses they leave behind. She writes lots of historical ghost stories that I continue to pick up now and then. Another good one of hers is

I'm addicted to Scentsy, like I seriously have a problem with purchasing new scents frequently. First step is admitting, right?

They have a website entirely devoted to popping pimples called, natch, PopThatZit dot com.

I work the cash register at the sushi restaurant at Texas A&M Corpus Christi, and my first introduction to sushi was by a female sushi chef. She'd been doing it a year and could whip out an elegant and expertly made roll in less than two minutes. FAST! She was meticulously clean with everything, and I learned a great

I can't believe nobody has posted the link to the BEST pimple/zit/boil and occasional botfly website! Popthatzit dot com! I'm not paid to advertise it, just a regular member from before Rosie O'Donnell and Tyra mentioned it on their shows. The comments get a little catty sometimes but the quickness of which they find

#18 is my favorite, but could somebody please get a cheeseburger for model #16...girlfriend's collarbones are slicing my eyeballs :(

Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away

Not only are we the Fattest City in America, according to Men's Health magazine, but I'd venture to say we're the rudest in Corpus Christi, Tx. The TSA agent who exposed the woman's boobs? Corpus native. When someone is coming off the freeway, if you don't come to a COMPLETE stop at the yield sign, you'll get the horn

My niece got one while vacationing at Universal in Orlando this past summer. I've seen them in quarter machines locally. They're pretty irritating in person lol

Ah, my hometown. This is sadly not surprising. I have to admit, I would fault his crappy upbringing over pointing fingers at TSA directly. That kind of mindset is very common here. You stay classy Corpus Christi.

As the proud owner of a Harlequin Great Dane, I say yay! I know my Phantom would protect me in a heart beat. But so would his sister, a Tibetan Spaniel mix :) Nothing like the love of a dog!

I could give two shits about the stereotypes. I just like the freaking show. Is it that hard to understand?

[iasshole.org] explains how to kill lice using Listerine. Believe me, she's had LOTS of practice.

I am not up for selling my eggs for pregnancy purposes; I'd rather sell them to be used for stem cell research. But I can't seem to find much on the internet of how to do that?

Pink is effing amazing and I have been a huge fan since her first album. If anyone is a clone, it's Rihanna. Pink may give tribute to those she admires but she never copies. She does it HER way.

Perhaps plus size women are often modeled naked because they're sexier naked than stick thin women? Yes? Yes.