My 1986 Saab didn’t have cupholders (stick shift, handbrake plus keys between seats) but did have a little rectangular indentation on top of the dash where I would temporarily put beverages. The kids were small, wife was busy, I put a carton of milk in the indentation (the swimming pool, we called it, it even had a…

She should put a bra on.

Eight tracks OR cassette models! Oh, how to choose?

Real fights are fun to watch. I just watched one of the Bourne movies this weekend and they are highly choreographed and jerkily filmed, it’s good to get a reminder what most fights look like.

I have the Rutland Weekend Songbook right here as an LP. Do I need to destroy it for some reason?

The one closest to us is paired with an Arby’s so you have, you know, choices. Also, it’s freestanding.

I like Lou Malnati’s better than Giordano’s even though my daughter is on the south side. Also, when you say Lou Malnati it makes the Fox News viewers think you are talking about the Illuminati.

We have them in Minnesota

Theses? Oh! Sorry, I thought it was feces.

I’d never heard of Clay Travis until August. I live in the Twin Cities but was in Hartford for business lucky me. I’d get the Minnesota sports talk station (KFAN, 100.3) on IHeartRadio but the local show isn’t on until 5:30 Central, so they run Outkick the Coverage or whatever from 5 to 5:30. In Hartford, Eastern…

Really? I was guessing Dominoes. Aren’t they from Detroit as well?

Yeah, someone makes Tomolives, which are small pickled green tomatoes, and they are superb in a Bloody Mary.

I might even lean forward and rest my head on the back of your seat and breathe on your hair.

Pickled onions, man. The ones from England are spectacular and make the lunch room at work stink worse than fucking curry from the IT contractors, the cocktail onions are superb in a martini (which becomes a Gibson, I know, I know).

Is anyone alleging that he only fucked one horse?

Female horses, though, right? Nothing gay about old Mikey.

Brainerd Lakes Regional Airport only survives due to Essential Air Service subsidies of around $1.6 million annually to keep intact their commercial flights which run at barely 50% of capacity. President Trump has proposed eliminating the federal subsidies for this service. If that becomes part of the budget, BRD…

Ohm my God, that’s hilarious!

The TJ trout is really good. Take some crackers, smear on a little cream cheese, layer on the trout, grab a martini...ahh, Friday nights! When done, pour the trout juice over the cats’ and dog’s food and they think you’re the best most Godlike owner ever.

Don’t need to kneel for 69