I’ve gone that fast while drinking a beer with one hand.  Nothing to it.  Of course, it was on a French passenger train.

They are lifeboats.  They’ve been around longer than lifeboats have been required on steamers.  And I’ve bought their tea.

I rode my bicycle to work today.

A car full of uranium and lead is going to need a real sturdy service lift.

And actually this is pretty cool too, an F-14 Tomcat with the wings asymmetrically swung: https://goo.gl/images/Dst53C.  It looks like it’s dancing along to Y M C A.  

The Navy’s F-8 Crusader is known to have flown several times with folded wings. You can see a photo at https://goo.gl/images/4GLE1d on one in flight.  

Aer Lingus is one of my favorite lingusses.

I liked it when they shot their Keurigs.

I’ve never seen one.

I’ve watched less and less football each year and actually much prefer the articles about NFL incompetence and the intrigue among these grifters than accounts of the games. I think football peaked in 2010 and is in the early stages of its long decline. It will be really popcorn fodder next time the networks bid on…

They should take this piece of shit and shoot it off into space.

I tried this recipe last year and it caused my respect for you to diminish. I think the Liquid Smoke was the crowning blow to edibility. We not only chucked a bunch of the chili after choking it down, we threw out the bottle of Liquid Smoke.

You need to read more carefully; just since she was fucking in high school. Hard to say when exactly she started fucking in high school.

I think it’s great how team sports builds the moral character of our youth.

Pacyga is one of the lawyers who advertises on the local sports talk station, along with the men’s rights lawyers, bankruptcy help lawyers, drunk driving lawyers, male potency treatments, exotic dance clubs and fucking Cars for Kids. When I listen, I wonder what I’m doing with this bunch of apparently overweight,…

also pee into the air intake for the ventilation system. Nothing better than a big puddle of deep yellow piss way down in the air intake to sweeten all the incoming air.

More boring Minnesota stories. My kids for a while went to a Catholic school called MMSA, Maternity of Mary/St Andrews. It had been two schools, which had merged, and in those days was still two churches. One day there was some parent event in St. Andrews’ church basement and in boredom I was looking at the trophy…

My parents were both English (Dad was in Royal Navy in WWII) but I was born in Canada and then we moved to Des Moines. Grew up drinking tea, have spent a year more or less back in UK in 18 trips, don’t have any accent left but occasional usages that aren’t quite Iowan. Now live in Minnesota but what I’ve noticed is…

We microwave our nuts because we fancy. Have them with our martinis and Gibsons. Nothing like a nice little bowl of warm nuts with the cocktail.

My 1986 Saab didn’t have cupholders (stick shift, handbrake plus keys between seats) but did have a little rectangular indentation on top of the dash where I would temporarily put beverages. The kids were small, wife was busy, I put a carton of milk in the indentation (the swimming pool, we called it, it even had a…