I can imagine a brand paying me to not associate myself with their products. Beyond that, not so much.

I adore this.

I wanna be clear— it’s not the size I’m critiquing at all! But rather that Netflix chickened out of showing it to us in full detail, or at least not half-underwater from 50 feet away. The size is a non-factor here; it could be any size, and I would have been glad to see it.

I just looked up his net worth and it’s a surprising $75M! But I would’ve had to put a paper bag over his face and his personality, so I’m comfortable with my decision. I was never destined to be Mrs. Top.

I can’t tell any of my best stories because they’re doxxing. Here’s one of the worst.

This comment for the GoddessofT ONLY, scroll by, the rest of you!

I love everything about this.

So, a few years ago (it was either April or June in 2015), I was at this cool little spot that has karaoke night once a week. I am there with a bunch of friends of mine, rocking out as I do (I am a HUGE attention whore and also I love doing karaoke because I have a pretty decent voice and I’m really good at getting…

I remember seeing Carrabba because I passed by a theater in the early afternoon that was crawling with young people in hipster outfits.  And some of them were sitting on the ground and this one guy with aggressively styled dark hair and a beautifully cut black coat was chatting while crouched down to a couple of girls…

THIS IS THE BEST ONE!

Maybe he was angry because people wouldn’t stop, collaborate, and listen.

My fucking dad is so bad at celebrity sightings. I was walking with him to my brother’s graduation ceremony, talking away about something, clearly not paying attention to people walking by. At some point my dad interrupts to say “that was Dustin Hoffman who walked by just now.” Daaaaad, you have to signal a celebrity…

I went to NYC for a few days last month and was very disappointed to have seen no celebrities.

Shoulder-checked Aziz Ansari in the East Village about six years back, not realizing it was him. Asshole was taking up the whole sidewalk. 

Saw Dan Savage in a hotel lobby. To my husband: Hey, that was Dan Savage. Husband: Who?

It was Friday night and I was pretty drunk in a bar, when a handsome man tried to walk past me. I raised my glass to him and said jokingly: hey, James Bond! He stopped, looked me up and down, walked on and I realized yes, indeed, it was James Bond (Pierce Brosnan).

I once helped The Rock finished a crossword puzzle in an airport lounge long ago. That man takes his crossword puzzles very seriously!

I haven’t watched it but posted a similar comment re Braveheart.  I guess a good compromise might be to just hang a photo of Chris Pine next to the tv and watch something else. 

AHHH I’m excited to read everyone’s answers. I live in hope to someday have my own. Luckily my family is more fortunate.

If we ever see executions live on tv it will be a TLC show.