11/10, would watch.

I feel like this movie would have been better with a plot twist and a colon in the title to take it more horror than rom com.

As a person who was 5'6 at 12 with fairly big boobs and was frequently mistaken for being at least in college in the college town I grew up in I can say that’s not true. 

I want to know why Jude Law thought it would be smart to take the role of woody allen’s self insert pedophile character.

You’re taking crazy pills because he’s putting them in your food.

If it were me, I wouldn’t bring a child into an insecure situation if I could help it. And I would try desperately not to have a child with someone who sounds like a bit of a jackwagon. Two cents from an internet stranger, but there they are, along with wishes for the wisdom to make the best choice for yourself and to…

Oh, honey, this is a whirlwind of choices. The timing is a big deal, so my advice is to use it to give you an order of priorities: your body, your needs, then your husband.

he wants a kid, but he doesn’t want to be with me, but he won’t leave...

That sounds so hard and I think hiding in the bath for a night is a wise couse.

I cosign this! I think it is definitely possible to have this baby and also leave if you feel like things aren’t what you want from a marriage. I will also say, I know hormones ARE insane while pregnant so there is also a chance that your feelings toward your husband are magnified into the negative extreme. I think…

Hey love. You can have the baby and also weather this mess with your marriage. Your husband is a mess but don’t let that make your decision for you. This is YOUR choice, you do whatever the fuck you want, and don’t let his bullshit get to you.

I’m usually just a lurker, and apologies for the tl;dr, but having this space to feel comfortable enough to post this, even if no one reads it, feels amazing.

Ok, here goes: I’m pregnant, I really didn’t want to be, but after a two-week wait to get into Planned Parenthood, something hit me and I thought it was all…

I think it’s disgusting that women in the west use extensions made from hair from women in third world countries. The whole attitude towards extensions is gross, they’re “fun” or a way to “treat your self” or “express yourself” and then they’re just tossed in a bin when you’re done with them. It's so disrespectful and…

The ponytail came first. It grew the woman we call “Ariana” out of dead protein.

Is anyone else sick. of. weaves. and wigs? Sure they have gotten a lot better in recent years (and yes I am overthinking it) but I’m so tired of this aesthetic based on the premise that women’s actual bodies are not acceptable. Do we really need to be insecure about the quantity and length of hairs on our head?

While a few of them are far off my radar, almost half of the individuals shown (so far) are from Jersey Shore, a show that is almost a decade old. Which would indicate that your lack of familiarity with them doesn’t have so much to do with your age?

Also, Amy Hoggart is my everything.

Yep, it’s a true path to fame and fortune. I mean, who can’t name all 60+ of Bill Cosby’s accusers?  🙄

Aaron Persky was a bad judge and the fact that he was removed by California voters is a good reminder of what the voices of a younger generation are capable of.

Definitely a punchable face