*whispers from the corner*

Also, if I were in that person’s position I would probably fuck them both, too. If I’m spending the rest of my life with someone I need to know if there is any sexual chemistry.

“If you weren’t in love with me, I’m just not sure why you made love with me?”

I miss the comments on I Thee Dread, I liked reading all the wedding drama and the "who had the cheapest wedding" faceoffs. I also really miss the cake pictures.

(except his wife was playing Kristen’s mother in the movie she was making at the time)

I guess it made it easy for her to fuck her married director because Kristen didn’t know his wife. She was just some amorphous concept and no one that Kristen had to concern herself with.

I heard the worst part is that he was cheating on her with some chicken head.

Preach. He owes her his life. He probably would’ve been long dead by now if it weren’t for her.

Yeah. If you’d kept your hot mess of a husband: Alive, employed, managed, fed and clothed and supported and he KEPT stepping out... I can support her and any woman who says, “enough.”

Not buying it Meghan FEIGNor

Photoshop is not a video editing program, Meghan.

Alright. In addition to a cellist I will need to consult with your family.

I love how uncomplicated this makes my hot mess of a life look.

If they went that route, they’d be responsible for my death, death by the purest bliss.

Nah, I am waiting for the ultimate dig. If she’s pregnant with a boy, she names the young heir Robert Kardashian III. After the child’s father, and of course, his grandfather. I think Kris, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe would implode. Their precious father’s name given to this child born from Blac Chyna?! But rightfully…

Blac Chyna is blessing this family with the only name heir. I hope she has a son and I hope she names him Paris. haha

“Beyonce uses the Black Panthers like Gwen Stefanie uses Harajuku girls.”

Seth Woken

This ad makes me angry because beautiful people piss me off. Them and their beautiful children. Stop #UglyGeocide #DontLitter #WaitNowImConfused

As a Californian I apologize that we elected her a billion times.