Ha, I knew you were going to say that! That’s what you all say, all missionairies are all the same, the only difference is what opinion you're peddling

I don’t know, they were criminally negligent but I would wonder at if this was at the behest of a naturopath claiming scientific studies.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

The answer to your question is Title IX. The school had a duty to provide her assistance and investigate her claims. It failed.

I realize this is just one side of the story, but WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK, BAYLOR

But Trump is such a business expert! Look at the check he got from the NFL!

I want to make fun, but I recently went to a dog’s birthday party where the host had one of those photo booth setups in her backyard. With lighting.

He did mention he keeps his gym membership because he doesn't want to appear fat to perspective employers. It sounds like an active job search to me.

Please do not insult GI Joe action figures.

Exactly. She doesn’t agree with him and he can’t call her “ugly”. So of course, he labels her “crazy”. What a psycho.

I think there is something weird and psychosexual in his inability to take criticism from her. He cannot abide her not liking him - her dissent. At first, it seemed like the usual politician versus pesky reporter war, but it’s not. There’s something about her being female that he cannot stand.

Up is down! Left is right! What am I? Where am I?

My greatest regret in life is not being Rihanna.

if you think patience is the most important thing when raising kids but you have to get high to be patient then MAYBE you shouldn’t have kids.

I just love them. I hope they have a big fat healthy baby that I can obsess over too.

That is the most amazing little tidbit of information about Kirk Cameron I’ve ever read.

This. It’s Full House rebooted- if you had high expectations of it, your disappointment is purely your own fault. PG entertainment (and entertainment doesn’t mean that it’s high quality) with a lot of nostalgia and maybe a fleeting glimpse of the innocence you once had when DJ got her first kiss.

It’s phenomenally awful. But it *has* opened the lines of communication with my 7 yr old about “Nice Guys” and the fallacy of the “friendzone” so like...yah

I totally agree. So many people are like “agh this show is awful!” and it’s like “yeah... it’s always been awful. what did you expect?” It’s not like it was some sophisticated art or something. It was a corny family sitcom. Why are we so shocked that the reboot is another corny family sitcom? What were we hoping for?

You didn’t include the joke that made me pace around my apartment for a good 5 minutes

DJ: Is this what the kids call taking a “walk of shame”
Stephanie: No, I Ubered!