I feel like this is the appropriate place to tell this story: I dressed up as RBG on Halloween, and SO MANY people asked me if I was Judge Judy. Her influence on the American psyche should not be underestimated.

schlubs. schlubs aint gonna get no love from me...hanging out the side of ya best mans ride tryin to holla at me.

i want their wedding to outshine KK 3rd wedding, because we don’t know how her 4rth will be

and brake up their marrige uppart

A man who probably likes fingers in his butt felt the need to tell millions of strangers that he doesn’t like fingers in his butt!! Yes, it’s officially comedy now.

Today is the greatest.

How can I get this on a mug? I want this tweet silk screened and framed on my wall. I have never felt more alive.

that was what killed me most too. i feel like he got confused mid twitter war

I just broke up with someone and now I guess I need a revenge baby.

‘You are a piece of shit who doesn’t understand human decency. BUT YOUR HAIR ALWAYS LOOKS REALLY, REALLY NICE! I WISH MY HAIR WAS AS NICE!’

This is going to be my new fighting tactic. “Fuck you! I like your pants!”

I also think this. I am also just cackling with glee about the Black Chyna thing. it’s sooooo good.

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

Ooooh, I’m sure Kris would love it. Her nickname for the baby would be “ratings”.

I usually don’t give too much of a shit what the Kardashians do, but this is too shady and juicy to ignore. Let the passive aggressive, vague tweets and out-of-context quotes from interviews begin!!!

You can say many things about the Kardashians, but they are entertaining as fuck. Fingers crossed for a Amber Rose/Scott baby.

thats Kardashian story is like Melrose place

1) iam not a redneck
2) iam 26 and healthy, so cancer is very unlikely
3) you’ll never find me, so you can’t ever piss on my grave
4) i’ll probably outlive you, so you can’t ever piss on my grave
5) my girlfriend is objectively thin and subjectively pretty.
6) your rage over a joke about killing some animals is fucking…

HER BODY IS BANGIN THO?????????????

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