You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

omfg xistopher

HaHaHa! I kid! I kid! We’re all friends here.

Mother likes her food hot. Musn’t upset mother!

You can be a creative witch though. I am an actual practicing witch and I’ve finally decided to go as a witch, but, I refuse to be typical. Here is my hat inspiration. My granddaughter and I are heading out to get the material today.

Or as an actual seal. OR AN ACTUAL SEAL IN A “SEAL” COSTUME OMG.

Olivia Wilde is so beautiful it makes me angry.

YEP. I have a “body bore” in my life who’s spent the last 2-3 years preaching the gospel of Crossfit and Paleo, while barely going to class, and y0-yo’ing so hard on the Paleo. Meanwhile earlier this year, I started limiting my calorie intake using an app and going to the gym and working out doing something (whatever…

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH LEMON ARE THE BEST

It has to be an ad. But as for all of the emotional crap - is that just to make her seem more relatable to her fans? I can’t imagine droning on about my self esteem on any social media platform. It’s so self indulgent.

trump WILL take care of women! We all get an elegant cubic zirconia tennis bracelet and a marble toilet seat on inauguration day. :D

He will “take care of them” (nudge nudge wink wink) so long as they aren’t bleeding out of their whatevers....

Look there are a lot of things I love Bernie for, but sir, I need you to buy a fucking tie and a suit that fits. Work with me here.

Dude I laughed at the Mindy joke.

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN MASTURBATING W ONE’S OWN TEARS, FP

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN RECOMMENDING GREYS, FP

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN BEING A MAN BABY, FP

what a bunch of babies