You're a lot like America in that way.

The woman that plays Martha on The Americans

I still don't understand any of this, which didn't stop me from voting.

I have some Miltown at home right now. They're white. I also have two different strengths of Valium. One is yellow, the other is blue.

After almost 50 years, you'd think that they'd be sold OTC by now. Darn.

...Sure it is. >.>

albert.

if you have the time, travel to sri lanka and hand pick the basil yourself under a new moon.

whatever i can clap to a rhythm like 93% of the time so

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A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

OMG I'M GONNA ROLL A BLUNT AND DRIVE TO IN N OUT RIGHT NOW.

Thanks for the Sunday night plans! You're welcome to join me.

or she ate someone

Yeah but my house has one major advantage over Kylie Jenner's: no Kardashians or Jenners live in my house.

I bet there are thousands of guys telling her "with a face so pretty, why don't you just lose some weight?"

Outside the coasts, Gina is a size that is completely acceptable and desirable to many men, including educated, affluent men of any ethnicity. The tyranny of size is much, much worse on the coasts. Yes, size shaming happens everywhere, but there really is more acceptance of it in the middle.

I... I'm sorry

Fair enough. I lived with a Craigslist rando after our roommate's job moved him across country. Turns out the CL girl was a "massage therapist" who advertised on back page and used our 3 person apartment as a home base while we were at work. If I told you the stories our SO's found and reported to us you'd think I…

The manchild thing seems to be becoming a bigger and bigger problem. They're everywhere. I've met men in their 50s who are still doing the manchild thing and think it's cute. It's not cute. It's so off-putting I cannot begin to explain it. Grow the fuck up.

YOU ARE NO FUN AT ALL