Where as I have gained 15 pounds and am not legally allowed to leave my house anymore :(

Case in point: Jason Segel.

It's hard to be funny and starving to death at the same time.

I know, I kept seeing that photo of her naked (or in undies) on stage, with a quote by her about not caving to conventionally (hollywood) beauty standards. Very confusing because she looks like a beautiful tall thin blonde to me.

I fucking LOVE AMY SCHUMER.

our empathy, after all, is a limited resource. we must always ration it, especially when such a rationing helps demonstrate to others how we have ascended to the realm of complete and total objective understanding of other people's complex interior lives.

how indeed

My life is fleek and I do fleek shit.

TheCasualEnthusiast - St. Louis, MO

He's referring to Currie House's famous Less Than Zero themed party where everybody speaks in short, choppy sentences in first person present tense and half the house does so much heroin they have to carry around personal puke buckets and the other half does so much coke their noses are bleeding all over the social…

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

That is one thing I appreciated about this article- she clarified that she doesn't think she was fat before. Thanks, Khloe! Do your thing!

I am getting a breast reduction and I cannot wait to wear a tank top without a bra just because I can and a big oversized sweater just because I can

Funny, I still like the stuff I find at the outlets better. Usually they're not all in the same putrid shade of greige or odd yellow that dominate the mall collections. If you find a brand that uses a fit model that fits you, you stick with it. And the LOFT fit model has a rack that accommodates my boobage. And I…

BACK IN MY DAY WE WORE 3 SUIT JACKETS WHILE WATCHING TV AND WENT SWIMMING IN WEDDING DRESSES.

I'm 27, and I realize I only have two "looks":

she flew so high

I think it's a legitimate question if your partner decides to take a one-way ticket to another planet.

do you want them back or