Emily Thorne is reportedly handling this news by moving into a beautiful cottage next to Netflix's mansion, slowly charming her way into Netflix's good graces and biding her time, waiting for the perfect moment when everything finally comes together.

Revenge isn't being removed from Netflix. It's the OTHER Revenge (Tony Scott's film, which also starred Madeline Stowe) that's disappearing from the service on 2/1.

Yeah, Revenge quickly went from "interesting premise" to "what the fuck is even happening in this show".

SHE'S IN VEGAS AND TOMORROW I WILL BE IN VEGAS AND MAYBE WE WILL MEET UP!

Can we have more stories about your dad? I want a pop culture + relevant quotes from Mark's dad version of DirtBag plz.

THIS IS THE JOB. THESE ARE THE RULES.

RE: Jana Dugger. The idea of someone from that family worried about being "alone" is a nugget of psych 101 gold.

We should all wear whatever the hell we want. Despite the title of this article, that's what real adults do. So, if you have a class ring and it makes you look and feel good, go for it.

I am very invested in my job. Several typos that were almost immediately fixed don't really speak to how invested I am in my job or not. The fact that I have this blogging format downloaded onto every one of my electronic devices to write stories as quickly as possible if/when they break? Maybe a little more so. All…

once told by a trainer not to drink electroylyte-balancing liquids prescribed by the show's doctor because it would "ruin her one last chance to save her life.

I believe all of this. I knew there was now way you could healthily lose 50-100 lbs in a few months.

That line about the bar where everyone "got you".

From his description it sounds like a movie about a man disguised as a movie about women: the important thing about these women is what they taught HIM.

Somehow I knew he was going to show up.

This is fantastic. I would hire you for any high-pressure job based on this anecdote alone.

I was rolling deep on E and barfed on some TKE's shoes at a kegger. He took me back to his apartment (thank the baby Jesus, he didn't live in the house) and put on Ani DiFranco (whaaaaaa?) and we had awkward sex. He looked kinda like Seth Green in the Can't Hardly Wait days. He had on a visor. It was 2000.

I'm sobbing, that's beautiful.

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.

Just for you, Jerry: the crazy Brazilian who snuck back into my room while I was sleeping (2 hours after I sent him home), the teacher fetishist, the guy with the tail, the guy who refused to talk to me in high school, annnnnnnd my second cousin. Just for starters and because you asked nicely :)