Where was that article I want to read it

I love porn. I do wish that I knew the people in it were safe and that it was consensual. I know how hard that is to regulate across the entire world, which is why I stick to female fake taxi which I highly recommend

Thanks Kara for bringing us some joy in this difficult and Gawkerless time.

I WOULD RATHER FIGHT YOU IT SEEMS TO BE GOING REALLY WELL WE ARE IN A FIGHT

We don’t use the word “Enemy” because it has the word MEN you inconsiderate douche canoe!

I BIND YOU BRANDON FROM DOING HARM, HARM AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF. I BIND YOU BRANDON FROM DOING HARM, HARM AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF

Yes we will take you in.

That’s a button? Thank you

Also- I posted this because it’s funny and my relationship is fun and sometimes we say “hey.” I have nothing to apologize for and I hope you all have a great day and night gawker is on fleek tonight. Not responding to insults although I am EASILY GOADED.

I LIKE YOU

Lol

To be fair my boyfriend has a very similar personality to one if he was on tv he’d be the dog in bojack horseman. One of his opening lines was “bro do you even lift?”

All of these are fine except get the fuck out. It's perfectly okay to say mundane things after sex. It's just strange that hey is a common denominator

Some couples tease each other. Some people even have a sense of humor. YOU SHOULD TRY IT ITS VERY FREEING

She loves you

Lol I am sure it is not uncommon

I think it’s cute and great. I’ll take his “hey” anytime. We're teasing.

It only took me saying it to him 13,452 times for him to think of it.

I know he did.

More because he cracks me up