I weigh 155 and my dance card is FULL (in LA). But I feel ya, it feels like that sometimes. It isn’t though.

Oh my god you’re hilarious.

my style is Blue Fraggle

Aw! I did Pop Physique with her once she is cute as a button and I love difficult women. (Not that I KNOW she’s difficult, but I have this FEELING.) MAYBE WE’LL BE FRIENDS ONE DAYYYYY

Michael Stagliano married someone from the Bachelor in Paradise series- I think there’s been a few couplings in there. I know him IRL.

I don’t know. My mother is Hungarian and is always telling me I’m too skinny and still my inner monologue is only about carbs. It is boring and I hate it and I wish I could be free from it. I blame Lilly Pulitzer and also the American fashion as well as sugar industries.

That video you and your friend made is my favorite thing ever. So. Soothing.

We need a secret knock and matching monogrammed thermoses.

We need a secret blog we can all go and compliment each other.

If you want to share what stings in a cheaters dreams I am looking for material.

I LOVE TACKY THINGS AND ALSO SMART THINGS NOW I FEEL TORN SOMEONE SEND ME SOMETHING ELSE TO WANT.

My friends work on New Girl everyone says Zooey’s boring and lame, though kind. STARS, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US. SNOOZEFESTS!

put a couple drops of contact solution in it

put a couple drops of contact solution in it

i bought a bunch of stuff at their recent online sale turns out I can’t rock a bodysuit.

Constant paranoia about nose outweighs all other thoughts.

You just havent found the trap yet!

I am 30 I still hear it. And toasters. And the curling iron.

nope! This is not a cartoon character he's actually kind of boring but it makes me feel like maybe my life is exciting that you thought that!

no he was a totally dorky quiet dude that I would have never thought would cheat or talk to his diary. ALSO abs only 7/10.

I read my boyfriends diary. To whom he spoke to, in the third person. Like "Hey there diary, things are awesome." Some highlights: