I haven’t seen such a devastating knee since I proposed to my wife.

I’ll give the Browns this; they don’t give you any false hope.

I can’t think of anything that encapsulates South Park more than a slider that refuses to commit in either direction.

Came here to post this, as I am certain this is how he recites it. Curse you for beating me to the punch.

Most people buy boring car.s And let’s face it, what little pizazz we had as a country post World War II is long gone. With the exception of the period of time from when we came home from Europe through the jet age and the space age, our cars were almost always boring and utilitarian. Black instead of beige, but…

Their numbers are not sufficient to support the businesses that exist. As a consequence of the shipping industry shifting to significantly more automation (seriously, in the next 10 years, there may be as many as 1 employee for every 10-20 trucks in service), the businesses that depend on the employees who no longer…

Honestly, universal income is one of the best ways to deal with a unskilled labor force losing their job to automation. Too bad most of America has a “I’ve got mine so fuck off” mentality.

He looks exactly like the sort of fellow who would buy a Tesla and then document every single perceived flaw.

“these were what he found on the day the car was delivered. Other issues quickly crept up, but Martin waited about six months and 3,000 miles before taking his new car to a service cente”

That kid’s gonna grow up to be Senator.

I always thought the Working Families Party had good branding.

as i expected...worker on woker violence from someone outside the industry.

Weirdly, I had the same problem with my People’s Endeavor of New Intersectional Socialism party. People can be so closed-minded!

We Work sounds like something the obnoxious Neo Liberal Shills on Pod Save America would try to shove down our collective throat. We don’t you wonks go fuck yourself with a set of bulletpoints. #blessed.

And that’s why I decided to not bother helping, and just complain about my options!

Somewhere, Conor McGregor is watching this and furiously taking notes for his next fight.

I’ve been up since 2Am, so that might be fucking with my judgement.

And despite my protestations about taxes, I would actually agree with that. If we agree that taxes are more or less a necessary evil for modern society to function in any regard, then if someone chooses not to participate in that and still take advantage of the benefits provided, we should be able to deny them such.

Let’s start a new occupy movement, name it something catchy like “the people’s liberation army”. It worked once, it could work again.

Pro-tip; Name it something other than The People’s Accession Now To Success Party. The PANTS Party. I already tried doing this last summer, but no one ever responded to my invite to join the new PANTS Party.