Pessimism is the best way to go. If you’re wrong, you’re great, if you’re right, you’ve braced yourself!

They’ve caught lightning in a bottle and want to keep it there. It won’t last forever, another fad will replace it, but for now fortnite is the top multiplayer game in the market.

If I could have the body of a 25 year old for 80 years and then die, if be fine with it. Getting older sucks. I already have shoddy piping and it’s just going to get worse.

In the 9 years since Bush the Republican party flipped both houses with ease, solidified a propagandist news structure to rapidly share their views, successfully smeared both the first black president and his would be replacement, and gained control of the white house.

This easily could have been smart Republicans. Probably wasn’t but could have been.

I’m thinking this might have been very smart Republicans, but Occam’s razor points to real Bernie Bros.

Muscle weighs more than fat. And that man has a lot of fat. Likely more than 239 pounds worth for his 6'1"-2" body. In short, he’s a liar.

Do it right, release how you do it, or don’t do it at all.

Short:yes. Not a stretch. Those are who we should want running things, not bumbling morons who couldn’t finish business school without Daddy’s help.

What they should ban is the ability to patent genes. That’s some fucking bullshit.

That’s great stuff.

On the micro I really can’t hate Melania Trump. She signed on to screw a rich guy and makes money when his ass is in the ground; someone with Trump’s diet and exercise regimen, this isn’t a bad idea. He should be dead by now. Now she’s the first lady to a hated dictator who you know she despises. On the micro I can’t…

Other, more accurate headline: TP-link routers incompatible with Google home.

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton were both good public representative with years of public administrative experience and education. Obama was a constitutional law professor. I’m talking about DJT, The Rock, Kid Rock (JFC I cannot believe he’s a candidate for anything), Oprah, and Chelsea Manning.

Jesus, go away. She leaked documents to WikiLeaks with no regard for what she was leaking, that doesn’t mean she has any ability to represent the people.

There are subjects in those pictures that could cure my winter blues, but it ain’t the robit.

Another is the list of things I’m glad didn’t happen to me when I was in high school: sports edition.

I mean, that sucks, but the title made it seem like a home invasion type situation, or a hate crime.

This is Florida. Just open up monkey hunting to the public, put a 10 bag limit per Hunter per licence, and sell unlimited licenses to hunters.