Pessimism is the best way to go. If you’re wrong, you’re great, if you’re right, you’ve braced yourself!

They’ve caught lightning in a bottle and want to keep it there. It won’t last forever, another fad will replace it, but for now fortnite is the top multiplayer game in the market.

In the 9 years since Bush the Republican party flipped both houses with ease, solidified a propagandist news structure to rapidly share their views, successfully smeared both the first black president and his would be replacement, and gained control of the white house.

This easily could have been smart Republicans. Probably wasn’t but could have been.

I’m thinking this might have been very smart Republicans, but Occam’s razor points to real Bernie Bros.

Muscle weighs more than fat. And that man has a lot of fat. Likely more than 239 pounds worth for his 6'1"-2" body. In short, he’s a liar.

That’s great stuff.

On the micro I really can’t hate Melania Trump. She signed on to screw a rich guy and makes money when his ass is in the ground; someone with Trump’s diet and exercise regimen, this isn’t a bad idea. He should be dead by now. Now she’s the first lady to a hated dictator who you know she despises. On the micro I can’t…

Another is the list of things I’m glad didn’t happen to me when I was in high school: sports edition.

I mean, that sucks, but the title made it seem like a home invasion type situation, or a hate crime.

Hey, I could do that if I wanted to.

Eat a dick.

And, as always, Republicans are laughing to the bank.

That’s fucking retarded. They already have term limits, they’re called elections. It takes time to build capital in politics, you shouldn’t want someone to be forced out right when they build that capital.

He was a fantastic senator who grabbed some women’s asses. He was very progressive, strong spoken yet conciliatory, intelligent, and on point.

Kirk should be so lucky. If I’ve ever seen a future brown...

“Patty, honey, he’s unconscious. He can’t hear you.”

There $$$ could be a $$$ rea$on for the po$$$itive reviews.

I’m sorry Michael, these white people are clearly using the little known McCulloch law, which stipulates they are rubber and you are glue, so whatever you say bounces off them and sticks to you.