This reminds me of what happened with my wife and I recently. We were doing some clothes shopping for her since it had been way too long since she had gotten any new clothes. About two hours into it I was getting tired and bored and so I sat down outside the store. She came out and dragged my sorry ass back in…

Do married people have to spend all their time together? Is it a literal union, where they can’t be physically apart? That sounds awful.

Why is that the question? I’m not the asshole tossing dogs around, that asshole is. Maybe the real question is would I shoot that asshole before I shot any dog. In that case, Yes.

Have you met many people? “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it!”

See a dog = Probably a good dog

What is it that ain’t exactly earth, and it ain’t exactly water?

I do 100%.

KILL THEM!

In case you were wondering:

So over under on how many of these people that didn’t use burners are going to be trolled and harassed by bots/supporters?

At some point, installing *smarter drivers might be a good idea for Austin’s Littlefield Parking Garage.

Emissions regulations are written in a way that they have to meet those emissions when tested on a particular drive cycle (e.g. WLTC). These drive cycles are meant to simulate a “typical” drive in the real world but the reality is that they’re not very good it. Still, you need SOMEthing standardized amongst all the…

And your parents raised an asshole.

Or, as a counterpoint, companies are too concerned with profit margins and not concerned enough with the spirit of those regulations, preserving and minimizing the damage to our planet.

Only sort of. The corporations moving typically have less to do with taxes (which can be higher and more complicated in Texas in some cases, despite their PR/reputation) and more to do with cost of living and the subsequent salaries. Your building/campus in TX will cost 20-60% as much as the equivalent in CA (though…

Only $20 and—save for thermonuclear war. an asteroid strike, or mistreatment of its seasoning—will last forever.

Dude, cast iron with a chainmetal scrubber to clean and you are good to go. You don’t need other pans. Once you figure out how not to ruin one, you will continue not ruining it and using it for everything.

Go with the hottness. It’ll never let you down.

You getting all worked up about this is the definition of insanity.

As a Lions fan, he wasn’t wrong.

The reason the Lions weren’t going anywhere?