But... we already lit all of these torches...

Those contractors knew what they were signing up for!

“Is there a calculator for people who don’t live permanently in the year 1990 and do actual modern contract work as a sole-proprietor LLC?”

I am an adult too. Which is exactly why I will be using this to send sexy messages to my wife.

Wow, Eleanor really is trying to improve!

HBO? No. HBayEux.

Before you know it, everyone is breaking from stress and your Jester is a nymphomaniac

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Can we all just start pointing and laughing whenever anyone uses the term “white genocide?”

Before we rage off, let’s remember

One of the changes that stood out immediately on Tuesday was the new logo, which is very large and very green.

I AM NOT EATING THAT.

Okay, but I’m trying to stay married.

I feel like he needs all the hugs, and I am not even a big hugger.

I don’t write often on Kotaku, but being a father myself now I feel a need to get involved :). I think personally the best thing you can do is let your child decide. When I was a kid, the games I played were the games I picked out. Nothing was more fun than deciding a game to get! I didn’t get them often so it left me…