Or just accidents. It’s the whole false positives thing from Statistics 101. There are far more gun accidents than there are crimes prevented by guns. If we increase people’s access to and time with guns, gun accidents will soar.

THIS. Everyone’s a responsible gun owner, until they aren’t. I’m so sick of the claim that guns are for self-defense against home invasions, considering how much more often they are used to commit domestic violence or suicide.

I just want to highlight this passage for anyone who skims or just jumps to the comments. Because truer words.

I prefer Bernie, and I’ve had male friends tell me that I should support Hillary because she’s a woman and “it’s time” and “she’s earned it.” I’ll vote for her over Trump of course, but I deeply resent the idea that her gender should somehow matter to me more than my actual political ideals, or that we should elect…

Right?! Yeah she’s a woman, woo, awesome, but she supports war, big banks, private prisons + more which hurts marginalized people. Feminism isn’t about putting women in power over men, it’s about dismantling power structures that oppress marginalized people. Rich, white women who support her, don’t seem to understand…

Margaret Atwood.

Looks like he’s just on the tip. I don’t think that counts.

Right, but what makes you an asshole in this story that you’re telling apparently under the impression that you don’t sound like a huge asshole in it is:

Thank you so much for this I have spent the morning SEETHING over lemon tree guy. A TREE INDOORS DOES NOT MAKE YOU OUTDOORSY.

As soon as I found out I was having a girl, I started wearing a pink bow in my pubic hair.

Riding a pair of crazes, my partner and I threw a Hamilton-themed gender reveal party. We hired two local urchin children to participate in the reveal and dressed them in blue- and pink-tinted period garb. After an acai bowl brunch, our guests gathered in the courtyard. Both children – the boy child playing Alexander…

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

The joke is supposed to be at the expense of action movies where the heroes are on a quest to save the damsel in distress. This movie is making fun of that by putting a cat in the damsel role and turning the hyper-masculine heroes into cat daddies.

Nah, I am waiting for the ultimate dig. If she’s pregnant with a boy, she names the young heir Robert Kardashian III. After the child’s father, and of course, his grandfather. I think Kris, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe would implode. Their precious father’s name given to this child born from Blac Chyna?! But rightfully…

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Leeloo Nashville Backstagepass

SHEIKHS! TRUCK DRIVERS! CANADIAN MOUNTIES! THE GUY WHO DRESSES IN A CHIP COSTUME AS ONE HALF OF CHIP N DALE AT DISNEY LAND!

SHEIKHS! BOND VILLAINS! ASSISTANT MANAGERS AT A BOSTON MARKET!

You just turn ‘em inside out and shake the fuck out of ‘em.